They made me put a title here
i’ll be keeping you safe. one last victory, allow me that. give me that, my impossible girl.
thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.

thebestthaticouldbe:

I’m laughing so fucking hard.

sansculotted:

Pro tip: pour lukewarm soup on cis people

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful

When contempating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

assrimming:

i googled rad cat and i was not disappointed 

assrimming:

i googled rad cat and i was not disappointed